SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL

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VALENTINES DAY FLASH SALE COMING SOON, LOSERS! 

DELIGHTFUL DERIVATIVES

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Who needs a road map, when your about to drive off a 

clift? Want to get into the Crying Cadillac team early? These

mouth watering mash ups are your key to future minting privileges, and a affordable way to show the bitches in your life how much you care. Gas station flowers too much? Grab one of these sexy jpeg's. Soon to be available on TEZ, SOL or whatever fucking coin we deem to be less a pain in the ass than others.

Be joyful you teary eyed Tina's, the Crying Cadillac has plenty of room for you in the trunk.

WELCOME TO THE CRYING CADILLAC

Get in losers, we're going crying...